Events
Lament for the Wealthy Diners
it's tragic the pandemic is
the cause of so much pain
the diners here in Berkeley
have been driven near insane
it's life and death to shop at all
and mental health depends
on sharing flights of hot mescal
on patios with friends
Chorus: the wealthy and the privileged
are in so much more distress
lament their inconveniences
and pray for their largesse
they'd starve without a waiter
telling specials of the day
they're lost without a menu
otherwise they'd waste away
their kitchens are a mystery
and they're often known to swoon
if the soup's in need of stirring
and some fool hands them a spoon
(Chorus)
the homeless may be hungry
but the wealthy matter more
to the mayor and the council
whose elections are in store
the people here who live in tents
are quite welcome to share
epicurean aromas
as they linger in the air
(Chorus)
cherish the experience
someday we'll write a book
and shimmer in the spotlight
while the poor enjoy a look
the rich are best positioned
to describe this, rest assured
the agony and suffering
that the wealthy have endured
(Chorus)